xd and Beanbag: Wolverong
The Top Secret Mutant Dossier
Subject: Wolverong
Height: taller than most of you, but 3 cm of his height is accounted for by his adamantium hair (more on that below).
Weight: = (mass)(g) = (60)(9.81) = 587 N (3 s.f.)
Nationality: Republic of PZR
Status in his Country: PRESIDENT (recall what he did during GC..)[Mutant statistics still unavailable]
1. Flirts around with humans well, especially with IP1 girls. Capable of maintaining up to 10 conversations on msn using a special technique called "hahaing". Here's a piece of research material our scientists managed to acquire. It involves Wolverong using his special technique.
[wolverong] says: halo
girena says: hi.. oh mann today was totally awful.. my friend took my pen away without asking me for permission you now..
[wolverong] says: hahha
girena says: and then during my cca training rite, i fell and sprained my leg.. now its swollen..
[wolverong] says: hahahhaa
girena says: tired.. i think you are disgusting you noe..
[wolverong] says: hahahahah
girena says: can you stop saying haha?
[wolverong] says: wan go for movie tmr?
2. Razor sharp adamantium hair makes wolverong an excellent warrior. Not only his scalp hair is made of adamantium; the hair all over his body is, for example his leg hair.
Case study:Eng Wea Keng, a boy who was attacked by this mutant on the 5th of June last year, had to be rushed to the hospital, suffering serious incisions across his chest after the attack. According to the surgeon, the wounds went as deep as 2 inches. When interviewed, the shell-shocked boy said, "Wolverong.. damn imba. i only asked him if he did his differentiation tutorials, and the next thing i knew, he was lashing at me with his leg hair. and they were razor sharp." Wea Keng has never recovered from his grievous wounds, and still lies in the hospital bed presently.
Accounts from other survivors confirm that Wolverong's main weapon is his leg hair. However, there are some witnesses who claim that they saw Wolverong brushing his hand through is hair in a front-to-back motion. Reasons for this behavior is so far unexplained.
3. WTFBBQPWN regenerating ability renders him invulnerable to any form of damage. But since Wolverong is so imba, on very rare occasions is he hurt physically. However, there are countless times when Wolverong is hurt emotionally, for example, after being rejected by girls. When such a thing occurs, the regerative mechanism automatically kicks in, and heals whatever emotional damage that the girl dealt to him. Even when a girl gives him a fully-fledged insult which might force any other guy to commit suicide, Wolverong would spring back with frightening speed, ready to take on any new challenges (and new relationships).
In conclusion, Wolverong is a highly dangerous mutant, with even higher research value. It would be a service to mankind if we are able to hold him captive and dissect (metaphorically) him for technological research. Which is never possible, coz he's too imba...
Subject: Wolverong
Height: taller than most of you, but 3 cm of his height is accounted for by his adamantium hair (more on that below).
Weight: = (mass)(g) = (60)(9.81) = 587 N (3 s.f.)
Nationality: Republic of PZR
Status in his Country: PRESIDENT (recall what he did during GC..)[Mutant statistics still unavailable]
Mutant abilities:
1. Flirts around with humans well, especially with IP1 girls. Capable of maintaining up to 10 conversations on msn using a special technique called "hahaing". Here's a piece of research material our scientists managed to acquire. It involves Wolverong using his special technique.
[wolverong] says: halo
girena says: hi.. oh mann today was totally awful.. my friend took my pen away without asking me for permission you now..
[wolverong] says: hahha
girena says: and then during my cca training rite, i fell and sprained my leg.. now its swollen..
[wolverong] says: hahahhaa
girena says: tired.. i think you are disgusting you noe..
[wolverong] says: hahahahah
girena says: can you stop saying haha?
[wolverong] says: wan go for movie tmr?
2. Razor sharp adamantium hair makes wolverong an excellent warrior. Not only his scalp hair is made of adamantium; the hair all over his body is, for example his leg hair.
Case study:Eng Wea Keng, a boy who was attacked by this mutant on the 5th of June last year, had to be rushed to the hospital, suffering serious incisions across his chest after the attack. According to the surgeon, the wounds went as deep as 2 inches. When interviewed, the shell-shocked boy said, "Wolverong.. damn imba. i only asked him if he did his differentiation tutorials, and the next thing i knew, he was lashing at me with his leg hair. and they were razor sharp." Wea Keng has never recovered from his grievous wounds, and still lies in the hospital bed presently.
Accounts from other survivors confirm that Wolverong's main weapon is his leg hair. However, there are some witnesses who claim that they saw Wolverong brushing his hand through is hair in a front-to-back motion. Reasons for this behavior is so far unexplained.
3. WTFBBQPWN regenerating ability renders him invulnerable to any form of damage. But since Wolverong is so imba, on very rare occasions is he hurt physically. However, there are countless times when Wolverong is hurt emotionally, for example, after being rejected by girls. When such a thing occurs, the regerative mechanism automatically kicks in, and heals whatever emotional damage that the girl dealt to him. Even when a girl gives him a fully-fledged insult which might force any other guy to commit suicide, Wolverong would spring back with frightening speed, ready to take on any new challenges (and new relationships).
In conclusion, Wolverong is a highly dangerous mutant, with even higher research value. It would be a service to mankind if we are able to hold him captive and dissect (metaphorically) him for technological research. Which is never possible, coz he's too imba...
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