ambivert: "我是SUAY的LOR."
first day of school. was. great.
(no further comment)
second day of school. was. equally. great. completely awesome when i found out how tough jc1 will be.
third day of school. TRAGEDY STRUCK.
the first 2/3 or so of the day was uneventful. boring lectures (Beanbag called them "fillers") by sharon phua and counsellors from... wherever they come from. this was followed by a period of monotony in the range (not interesting, no point recounting,) and finally the CCA carnival.
(boring boring boring.)
after school ended Beanbag and i headed for waffle town to join some cool people (shihui, meltee, gha, terence, gimlim) for dinner. had some great fun, and i witnessed how Beanbag became HIGH for the first time (he started spamming abnormally lame comments and laughed his head off.)
when we finished and started heading back home, we (except gha) took a crowded 170.
... and i never saw what came next.
okay, here's what happened. shihui, followed by gimlim, went on the bus, and because it was crowded, they took their postions at the middle of the cabin. i was next, and i took a position right next to gimlim. (terence, meltee and kaisheng were behind)
just when i was settling, i felt a force from behind. i turned around in confusion, and i saw AN OLD INDIAN WITH WHITE HAIR pushing at me furiously.
"move in lah, yes, move back," he said to me.
BUT THERE WAS NO MORE SPACE ALREADY! THE CABIN WAS FULL!
but he still pushed at me anyway. AND that's when i realised that he was DERANGED.
S-H-I-T.
the next moments were climatic. he started running his hand up to my chest, and started touching my NJ LOGO on my TEAM NJ SHIRT. you know which part of the body that is on.
"oh, i know where this is (pointing to the nj logo)... it's in bukit timah..."
I FREAKED OUT.
HE WAS FREAKING MOLESTING ME.
terrified, i started saying rubbish. "yeah, and i'm from air rifle. you know, air rifle. im from shooting." ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM STOP!
meanwhile i forced my way to behind gimlim and shihui. it took some time to squeeze through, and i hit some guy on the seat in the process. but i couldnt be bothered. the situation was pretty DESPARATE.
...and all the time, he was touching random parts of my upper body.
OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP TOUCHING ME???
OMG WHY IS HE EVEN TOUCHING ME???
OMG CAN YOU LIKE TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE (like terence, who's so damn hot)?!!
when i finally squeezed my way behind, i was pretty relieved.
BUT TRAUMATISED.
that's when i blurted out something that described the situation perfectly.
"我是SUAY的LOR. 跟你讲, 我真的是SUAY的LOR."
the tragedy pretty much ended, but for the next 10-15 minutes or so, i was so bloody traumatised that i kinda lost control of myself. AFTERSHOCK. shihui, terence and gimlim were still with me, and they were apparently thrilled by what just happened. in retrospect, its kinda funny though.
it was just so unexpected. great time hanging out with friends, what could go wrong? its like,
waffles,
talking,
laughing,
getting high,
and then, with sheer randomness...
...getting groped by a deranged indian. WHAT??!
I SWEAR: I'M GONNA MAIM THE NEXT DERANGED INDIAN WHO TOUCHES ME.
(no further comment)
second day of school. was. equally. great. completely awesome when i found out how tough jc1 will be.
third day of school. TRAGEDY STRUCK.
the first 2/3 or so of the day was uneventful. boring lectures (Beanbag called them "fillers") by sharon phua and counsellors from... wherever they come from. this was followed by a period of monotony in the range (not interesting, no point recounting,) and finally the CCA carnival.
(boring boring boring.)
after school ended Beanbag and i headed for waffle town to join some cool people (shihui, meltee, gha, terence, gimlim) for dinner. had some great fun, and i witnessed how Beanbag became HIGH for the first time (he started spamming abnormally lame comments and laughed his head off.)
when we finished and started heading back home, we (except gha) took a crowded 170.
... and i never saw what came next.
okay, here's what happened. shihui, followed by gimlim, went on the bus, and because it was crowded, they took their postions at the middle of the cabin. i was next, and i took a position right next to gimlim. (terence, meltee and kaisheng were behind)
just when i was settling, i felt a force from behind. i turned around in confusion, and i saw AN OLD INDIAN WITH WHITE HAIR pushing at me furiously.
"move in lah, yes, move back," he said to me.
BUT THERE WAS NO MORE SPACE ALREADY! THE CABIN WAS FULL!
but he still pushed at me anyway. AND that's when i realised that he was DERANGED.
S-H-I-T.
the next moments were climatic. he started running his hand up to my chest, and started touching my NJ LOGO on my TEAM NJ SHIRT. you know which part of the body that is on.
"oh, i know where this is (pointing to the nj logo)... it's in bukit timah..."
I FREAKED OUT.
HE WAS FREAKING MOLESTING ME.
terrified, i started saying rubbish. "yeah, and i'm from air rifle. you know, air rifle. im from shooting." ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM STOP!
meanwhile i forced my way to behind gimlim and shihui. it took some time to squeeze through, and i hit some guy on the seat in the process. but i couldnt be bothered. the situation was pretty DESPARATE.
...and all the time, he was touching random parts of my upper body.
OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP TOUCHING ME???
OMG WHY IS HE EVEN TOUCHING ME???
OMG CAN YOU LIKE TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE (like terence, who's so damn hot)?!!
when i finally squeezed my way behind, i was pretty relieved.
BUT TRAUMATISED.
that's when i blurted out something that described the situation perfectly.
"我是SUAY的LOR. 跟你讲, 我真的是SUAY的LOR."
the tragedy pretty much ended, but for the next 10-15 minutes or so, i was so bloody traumatised that i kinda lost control of myself. AFTERSHOCK. shihui, terence and gimlim were still with me, and they were apparently thrilled by what just happened. in retrospect, its kinda funny though.
it was just so unexpected. great time hanging out with friends, what could go wrong? its like,
waffles,
talking,
laughing,
getting high,
and then, with sheer randomness...
...getting groped by a deranged indian. WHAT??!
I SWEAR: I'M GONNA MAIM THE NEXT DERANGED INDIAN WHO TOUCHES ME.
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