Polaris, featuring Colin Ee: Mission KFC

Right. So basically, this mission was a flop. Read on to find out why.


Basically, I went out with Colin and something in us decided that we'd want to eat the KFC Ultimate Chicken Meal. Big mistake

Here's the sign. How misleading.




Whoopie! So we both bought ourselves an Ultimate Chicken Meal, thinking we struck a gold mine.






Little did we know....





The popcorn chicken was so tiny. We finally realised our mistake. The fine print.





Junior size? You gotta be kidding. A starving kid in Africa would find bugs more filling than this. An unborn foetus wouldn't be full, don't even talk about a toddler.

Colin was desperate, with every little crumb so crucial.





What to do, serving size so little...

Just look at the entire meal.





Yep. Puny. The deal was too good to be true. WE GOT CHEATED.

And we were still hungry. Thankfully, there was NTUC just next door...





What are we eating, you ask?

Well... We didn't have much of a choice.





Yum.

Dare to disagree? Lets make a comparison. Which one looks more filling?





You get the idea.

Yup, the meal got owned by a pack of no-flavour, lightly-salted NTUC Fairprice potato chips.





Just a little side note;





Oh well.

At least lesson learnt: read the fine print.