Things to note in the year 2008
While I'm chionging my last minute homework (I.E. GP articles, grammar book, whats left of the 26 pages of maths(which is quite alot), chem stuff ARGH, three quarters of the physics homework), I got bored so yup here's an entry, but don't expect much of it haha.
Things to note in the year 2008.
1. Don't use toilet bowl, if the lid is down.
Why? From experience, after you open the lid, the rest of the toilet is engulfed in what you call, 'tear gas' (just brings tears to your eyes). Under that lid is probably someone's poop remains, so don't lift the lid. BAD BAD idea.
2. Don't shake hands with a guy whose shirt is tucked in ALL THE WAY.
Why? Well simple. It probably means he just took a poop. There is simply no other logical reason why someone's shirt would be tucked in all the way. Unless you want me to start jeopardizing our foreign relation policies.
3. Don't pon math lecture.
Me, XD, Gen and Wilbert got screwed for just being late last year. Imagine if you pon. Wah GG sia. Next test will have university content included.
4. Tell your teacher that you have 'important lesson' during the lunch periods on Wednesdays.
Well, this worked for Johnson and I. Ms. Wong eventually gave up and let us go off on time to run down and buy chicken cutlet. When I say run I really mean we ran.
5. When buying chicken cutlet, make sure you're queuing way in front of Wilbert.
Wilbert, it seems, marks the end of the queue because after he queues, the queue doesn't grow in length, it just grows sideways. So if you're behind him, you're screwed. No choice but dar bao, or gobble down your cutlet.
6. Be a friend of Softball.
Yup, privileges include Captain's surprise (Jem's treat, whether willing or not), and trips to Mt. Sinai. Also, you will have abs of steel. Thanks coach.
7. Cut your hair before school starts.
Sigh. Need I say more?
8. Get silver or above for napfa.
Simple. Don't want to go army 2 months early.
9. Wash your hands after a trip to the washroom.
Wash with soap if possible, especially after a poop. Nobody likes secret ingredients in their food during lunchtime.
10. STUDY.
Don't want to screw up A levels. Simple. Study!
Happy 2008. Haha told you not to expect too much from this post.
Things to note in the year 2008.
1. Don't use toilet bowl, if the lid is down.
Why? From experience, after you open the lid, the rest of the toilet is engulfed in what you call, 'tear gas' (just brings tears to your eyes). Under that lid is probably someone's poop remains, so don't lift the lid. BAD BAD idea.
2. Don't shake hands with a guy whose shirt is tucked in ALL THE WAY.
Why? Well simple. It probably means he just took a poop. There is simply no other logical reason why someone's shirt would be tucked in all the way. Unless you want me to start jeopardizing our foreign relation policies.
3. Don't pon math lecture.
Me, XD, Gen and Wilbert got screwed for just being late last year. Imagine if you pon. Wah GG sia. Next test will have university content included.
4. Tell your teacher that you have 'important lesson' during the lunch periods on Wednesdays.
Well, this worked for Johnson and I. Ms. Wong eventually gave up and let us go off on time to run down and buy chicken cutlet. When I say run I really mean we ran.
5. When buying chicken cutlet, make sure you're queuing way in front of Wilbert.
Wilbert, it seems, marks the end of the queue because after he queues, the queue doesn't grow in length, it just grows sideways. So if you're behind him, you're screwed. No choice but dar bao, or gobble down your cutlet.
6. Be a friend of Softball.
Yup, privileges include Captain's surprise (Jem's treat, whether willing or not), and trips to Mt. Sinai. Also, you will have abs of steel. Thanks coach.
7. Cut your hair before school starts.
Sigh. Need I say more?
8. Get silver or above for napfa.
Simple. Don't want to go army 2 months early.
9. Wash your hands after a trip to the washroom.
Wash with soap if possible, especially after a poop. Nobody likes secret ingredients in their food during lunchtime.
10. STUDY.
Don't want to screw up A levels. Simple. Study!
Happy 2008. Haha told you not to expect too much from this post.
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