special guest poster - darth honsum: X & Y - The biggest difference in the species of mankind

In conjunction with IS2107 (Genes and Life) and the recent mutation of wolverong, I have decided to write about the greatest difference in the species of mankind, the X and Y chromosome.

So we all know that guys are guys because of the 23rd pair of chromosome being X-Y, while girls are girls have a X-X pair. Recent observations around the IP level have shed some new light into why girls are just girls, while guys are (still) guys. (in case some have already been eradicated or endangered)

Difference 1: Handwriting
Have you guys (this means everyone) noticed that girls tend to have better handwriting skills? In terms of style and consistency, there is no way that guys can be better. However, do note the definition of handwriting skills can be like… writing the letter “a” like “d”, “u” like “y”. Sometimes, you will find them write so small or (words) so close that you might need a magnifying glass to read it easier.

Difference 2: Decisiveness
Have you guys noticed that girls sometimes tend to be less decisive as guys? There was an outing that me and xd went, and we end up buying some snacks at old chang kee before we get starved by girls who cannot decide where to eat!
1: “let's go Swenson!”
2: “too ex leh”
1: “let's go pastamania”
2: “portion too small larh” (apparently, small portions are not good for girls, too big also no good, funny philosophy of girls)
1(running low in ideas): “let’s go fish and co. !”
2: “HUH? We are at Somerset leh, not Dhoby Ghaut"
1 (quite pissed): “okay, let’s go to Macs…."
2: “SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT!!!” (But we still love having meetings at KAP for don’t-know what good reason)
1 & 2: “EH! Look at this restaurant… the food not bad leh. Quite Ex, but nevermind larh. Portion quite small… but got aircon wad. The Food shouldn’t be FAT lor hor, at most run more during PE lor”

Guys around: …….
[The end]
As you can see, the biggest difference between males and females all came from two letters… X&Y…
(Disclaimer: the above examples are JUST examples… not referring to every single girl in IP)