Darth Honsum: Egoism in communication with the opposite sex

(Darth Honsum is Jason Ho. xd is here to help him post.)

This can be quite an emo post… depending on what you classify something as emo…

Given that this article seems to be putting too much focus on Zhirong, please substitute all the “Zhirong”s to “Zhirong and Zhirong-wannabes”

Is saying something to a girl really THAT difficult? (This goes out to guys, but it may be vice-versa for girls too). Asking a girl out is really a BIG task or maybe even a project; sometimes it might even require additional adrenaline just to keep us from getting a cardiac arrest. Of course, Zhirong may have found this practice as easy as playing Dota (and thrashing everyone just to prove that he is IMBA).

I’m always curious to know why guys and girls are just like like-poles; they repel. Technically and traditionally guys are supposed to be to gracious, generous, open-minded, gentlemen-ly (pardon me for my usage of vocabulary) people to ask girls out. But what makes a guy hold back in asking a girl out when he really wants to ask a girl out.

1 - Some guys may just really lack the guts (perhaps they are not in IP), have high tendency to faint even before walking up to the girl and say HI!

2 - Do guys really lack the guts to ask, or it’s just to people around him making him shy? Imagine when Zhirong ask a girl out, the whole world will be talking about “OMG! Zhirong is hitting on that XXXX girl from 05IPXX (or 07Sxx / 07Axx in the future)”. Now I’m not hired as the defense lawyer for Zhirong’s ego, but why would you care if Zhirong really ask that girl out? Will that girl get so traumatized that she decides to ask Osama for help and become a terrorist to bomb down to school? Calculate the probabilities guys…

3 - Perhaps some girls are just really hard nuts, really hard to crack them. Perhaps they don’t even give you the chance to crack them! The girl may just hide herself even when you had caught a glimpse of her from a distance. HELLO?! Is the guy going to come up to you and eat you up? No right (since he has the intentions to ask you out)? Now I see this happen before, and I guess that guy might have been really hurt if he finds out that the girl “makes an effort” to avoid him

(from what I saw)

Guy A was chatting with a group of people, which includes Girl A. Girl A is a friend of Girl B, whom Guy A has some** intentions just ** to “get to know her better” or just same something to her like “good morning”. Girl B walked in, and of course walked away from the crowd to another corner. Girl A and B has some stuff to do and have to leave already. And Girl B took out her handphone and smsed Girl A to leave the group. Why couldn’t she just walk up and give Girl A a tap and just leave together? We know sms are cheap things…. but do people REALLY have to go to such extent in trying to avoid someone?

(Above analysis of the situation is my own opinion, there might be some other reasons which I don’t know that accounts for such incident. If it resembles any real life even that has happened to you before, its just pure coincidence)

Talking about communicating with girls, I just knew this guy yesterday and it is the first time in my life (not from TV) that I hear a guy asking a girl if she wants to be sent home or not.

Moreover, this guy takes MRT of a different direction to get home! I really admire this guy for having the guts to ask this, though he “explained” his intentions were merely influenced by the British chivalry and gentlemanliness that James Bond has after watching the movie Casino Royale. And because I admired his guts, I even told him that he can take bus 105 to orchard to change to another bus or take 166 back to Novena from Clementi. It sounds like a perfect excuse, but nevertheless please give some applause for asking this.

Now you may say, “Zhirong more or less have bigger guts than this guy (given that he has the guts to go around and ask how much does bikini costs), he should have no problem in asking the same question, without being inspired by the British chivalry and gentlemanliness that James Bond has.” (You can’t imagine Zhirong being British in the first place… it would be SO out of the world… so don’t imagine) But one thing you can imagine is that if a girl lives at Boon Lay, Zhirong might just “mildly force” himself to send the girl home.

“Aiyah, nevermind lah, I don’t have curfew, very fast one lah... from Boon Lay to Sengkang is just 30 minutes. Hehe.”

Most probably, at 11pm, Zhirong might still be on NEL.

Well … Zhirong has this special bladder in his body apart from gall bladder and urinary bladder that stores his ego and releases it very frequently and never seems to run out of it, you can really say this bladder of his might be larger than his brain, but sometimes you just have to bow down and be impressed by guts that he has. (i.e [Ego] x [K] = [guts], where K is a constant dependent on which girl he is hitting on)Perhaps, he just needs the some enzyme or hormones in his body to produce some sort of negative-feedback to restrict production of such ego and release it when the time is REALLY REALLY REALLY ripe. OR… he should study more on the concept of limits; there are really certain limitations in real life that Zhirong has to know, this is freaking note Dota where he can just be as IMBA as he can.