xd: stereotyping the typical ip girl

DISCLAIMER: this post does not necessarily characterise every single girl in the ip. and its not meant to be sardonic. its just meant to educate boys about creatures called girls.




i love to wear drawstrings, coz they make me look less retarded, even when i have to practise my formidable blouse-tucking skill daily so that i could make myself look proper to miss selva within 3 seconds.

i love shopping for useless stuff at orchard. but best if it was my boyfriend who gave it to me la...

i just cant stand love movies like "the lake house". I MUST WATCH IT! RARR. and omgoodness! the korean movie "love: 24/7" is coming out next week! the male lead character is that SUPER HOT korean guy!

i just dont get ip boys. i think they are disgusting creatures who are zhirong cult extremists. they're also insensitive sometimes. well, a lot of times. *vomits*

i love to blog about daily experiences. here's one of my blog posts:

really very tired today.. i cant believe that 某某人 actually glanced at me for a moment! i think he thinks im pretty. no la. just kidding. hahahahahhaahha. i think im weird. huizhen wrote me a postcard today. it was really sweet! thank you huizhen! hahah. AND SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE EATING ICE CREAM FROM SWENSON'S. *screams* although it makes me fat.. =( but never mind, i guess i'll just do extra jogging to burn off those fats. rarr. oh i almost forgot! tmr is nut's birthday! i have to get a present for her later. got a lot of work to do, and still have that p&c test next week! *panics* oh no. i have to MUG now.

posted by: the typical ip girl date: 25/04/06

i really like magazines like "seventeen" and "girls just rock". they've got all sort of fashion updates! oh and i think the cover girl of seventeen last week is so pretty! and her spaghetti too. i must go orchard to shop for it someday.

i love to write postcards to my friends. most of the time i'll include five-mouthed smileys inside. like this one --> :))))) words like "sweet" and "muacks" are essential.

i think i'm very fashionable. everytime i go for outings i'd wear the most attractive set of clothes that i have. so that by some chance i'd be spotted by some hot guy. hahahahaha…!

im dead serious when i do projects. i must make sure my work is as neat and pretty as possible. so that i will get an A.

I HATE PHYSICS! but even so i must mug for it hard.

sometimes i think ive got a lot of fats. and when i gain 1 kg over the past year, i'd panic like crazy. but at the same time i would choose not to care about the fact that ive grown by 10 cm.

if some terrible thing happened (for example getting 25/40 for my maths test,) i would get emo, go home immediately after school, and cry. maybe id call jiafang and tell her about my feelings.

if some boy wrote what he thinks about us, the ip girls, i must retaliate!

so, wanna write about what you think of ip boys? send a entry to any one of us. kaisheng, ernest, or me. through email or through msn. haha. we encourage everyone to become special guest posters on our blog.