Rain Rain Go Away, Come Again Another Day~
RAIN. the korean singing sensation? the HOTTEST guy ever? every girl's dream man? more than all these?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!
if you are willing to listen to reason, let's examine this RAIN guy rationally.
1. Ownage Bad Music
first, what is his occupation? answer, he's a kpop singer. his music range from r&b to soul to rap. but seriously, have you heard that music? any sensible critic would tell you its awfully mediocre. plus, his vocals are not spectacular at all. go check out any of the youtube videos, and you realise that he sings only the easy parts, while leaving the high-pitched and more skilful sounds to some backup vocalists. and yet, he is one of the most successful kpop stars. how did this got approved?
2. Ownage Dancing Skills
so it seems that he has to rely on something other than his awful music to stay in the limelight. it has to be his ownage dancing skills. well, i dont doubt that his dance moves are good. but being a kpop singer, DANCING is his prime focus. that's the first irony, unless you tell me he's a kpop dancer. but if that's the case, he shouldnt be in the music industry in the first place, giving people sleepless nights with horrid, brain-damaging music. he should instead go for so you think you can dance and become some pro dancer.
3. Ownage Concert Ticket Prices
another irony is that even though his concert tickets are ridiculously priced, the most expensive tickets get sold out. and what do the fans enter his concert for? to watch a skinny guy squirming like an earthworm on stage while stripping half-naked. totally makes you high right?
(OMG YOU LIDDAT OSO HIGH?!)
and we havent mentioned how much you have to pay just to get in the concert. the cheapest ticket costs $188, and the most expensive one costs $488. SO WHY ARE YOU (or some other clueless people) STUFFING TONS OF YOUR (or their) PARENTS' HARD EARNED MONEY INTO THE POCKETS OF SOME HALF-NAKED SQUIRIMING WORM?
4. The (Ownage) Perfect Solution
since his music is so pathetic, we suggest that he should actually do a dance performance instead. at the esplanade. it would be much cooler. but we all know he'll still probably charge insane prices for that. so, the perfect solution: since he loves to make music and dance as well, we suggest that he joins hi-5. he could even sing along to that "rain rain go away, come again another day" song. at least he could give afforable entertainment for kids world-wide. instead of conning illusioned teenagers into giving him easy cash.
so rain, please go away. come again another time as a part of hi-5. we would appreciate you much better.
look forward to that day:
"HI, I'm Nathan! HI, I'm Charlie. HI, I'm Kathleen! HI, I'm Kellie! HI, sarang sarang sarang iosadnaio oaidnajsi iehrinfd RAIN!!!! wa ta shi wa HOTTTTTO! AND TOGETHER, WE'RE HI-5. *KIDS CHEER*"
...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!
if you are willing to listen to reason, let's examine this RAIN guy rationally.
1. Ownage Bad Music
first, what is his occupation? answer, he's a kpop singer. his music range from r&b to soul to rap. but seriously, have you heard that music? any sensible critic would tell you its awfully mediocre. plus, his vocals are not spectacular at all. go check out any of the youtube videos, and you realise that he sings only the easy parts, while leaving the high-pitched and more skilful sounds to some backup vocalists. and yet, he is one of the most successful kpop stars. how did this got approved?
2. Ownage Dancing Skills
so it seems that he has to rely on something other than his awful music to stay in the limelight. it has to be his ownage dancing skills. well, i dont doubt that his dance moves are good. but being a kpop singer, DANCING is his prime focus. that's the first irony, unless you tell me he's a kpop dancer. but if that's the case, he shouldnt be in the music industry in the first place, giving people sleepless nights with horrid, brain-damaging music. he should instead go for so you think you can dance and become some pro dancer.
3. Ownage Concert Ticket Prices
another irony is that even though his concert tickets are ridiculously priced, the most expensive tickets get sold out. and what do the fans enter his concert for? to watch a skinny guy squirming like an earthworm on stage while stripping half-naked. totally makes you high right?
(OMG YOU LIDDAT OSO HIGH?!)
and we havent mentioned how much you have to pay just to get in the concert. the cheapest ticket costs $188, and the most expensive one costs $488. SO WHY ARE YOU (or some other clueless people) STUFFING TONS OF YOUR (or their) PARENTS' HARD EARNED MONEY INTO THE POCKETS OF SOME HALF-NAKED SQUIRIMING WORM?
4. The (Ownage) Perfect Solution
since his music is so pathetic, we suggest that he should actually do a dance performance instead. at the esplanade. it would be much cooler. but we all know he'll still probably charge insane prices for that. so, the perfect solution: since he loves to make music and dance as well, we suggest that he joins hi-5. he could even sing along to that "rain rain go away, come again another day" song. at least he could give afforable entertainment for kids world-wide. instead of conning illusioned teenagers into giving him easy cash.
so rain, please go away. come again another time as a part of hi-5. we would appreciate you much better.
look forward to that day:
"HI, I'm Nathan! HI, I'm Charlie. HI, I'm Kathleen! HI, I'm Kellie! HI, sarang sarang sarang iosadnaio oaidnajsi iehrinfd RAIN!!!! wa ta shi wa HOTTTTTO! AND TOGETHER, WE'RE HI-5. *KIDS CHEER*"
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